what a beautiful day to not be in high school
I’m still upset about misty day tbh
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
This is who I’m sharing my Coke with.
All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
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